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Journal Entry: Thu Nov 19, 2009, 6:28 PM
Answer all of these questions truthfully!!!! Or you can lie if you want, but it won’t be as fun.

1. We’ll start off easy. What is your name?
-Michael-Anne Niomi Jessica Maxwell Runnalls.

2. If you like your name say ‘Yay!’
-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

3. Good job. Okay, so did you notice that number 2 was not a question?
-number 2 not question? dat's umpossible!

4. If you could get a website, what would it be called?
-RAFFLES FOR YER WAFFLES!

5. What was the last song you illegally downloaded?
- Welcome Home- Coheed and Cambria

6. Do you wish you had a webshow like iCarly?
-too much work. my kind of web-show would involve destructive explosive and spontaneous combustion of god's little creatures.. i mean..

7. Scary movies?
- anything apocalyptic and zombie filled.

8. What is your favorite genre of music? And be specific.
- gotta be country,


9. Do you believe in God? And why or why not?
- i don't believe in the creationism that most christians and catholics believe in. it has been proven that we evolved from prehistoric ancestors evolved from the formation of earth therefore i don't believe in god.

10. Laughter: The Best Medicine, or would you rather take an aspirin?
i always loved a good comedian bashing the world.

11. When you go to sleep at night, do you leave your door open or closed?
closed. i likes the dark, and it stops my puppy from peeing all over the carpet at night!

12. You like mangoes.
you like penis?

14. Is grey hair sexy on old people?
sure is! i have grey hair and im only 23.

15. I bet you were so busy thinking about mangoes, you didn’t notice that there was no question 13. Hmm?
what was that? you were so busy thinking about penis instead of mangoes i didn't notice that there was no question 13? SLACKER!

16. You just won the world supply of every color sharpie KNOWN TO MAN!!! What do you draw?
- well first i'd draw all over myself, then proceed to draw all over anyone else who might be within arm's length.. then i'd throw them at moving vehicles. i hate sharpies.

17. Do you have your closest friends phone number memorized?
- i've got half her phone number memorized. does that count?

16. Do you like adding double letters to words? Ex: Text me or Texxt mee.
- its a facebook fad. i prefer to be unique and confuse everyone ./l/i/k/e. ./t/h.i.s/.

17. Is it possible for blondes to be prettier, just from hair color?
oh i know plenty of blonds who are pretty but about as smart as a rock. [link].

18. Itunes, Limewire, Winamp, or what?
- itunes, limewire.

19. How many songs do you have in your music library?
-currently sitting at 15,678

20. Keep it up, this note gets better and better!
-either that or im finding less and less time to have a life.

21. Why did you decide to complete your FIRST note survey thing?
if i remember correctly i was TAGGED. RUSE.

22. Do you remember being born?
- nope but i remember driving all our babysitters out of the house with snakes and flyswatters...

23. Glasses: smexy or not?
- sexy.

24. Do you like to leave your window shades up when you sleep, to see the sky?
- well its great to look at the stars until the damned sun comes up and pees beauty on your face. The warmth.. IT BURNS!

25. Twenty-five; you get a QUARTER!!!!
OH M GEE! a whole quarter??

26. Did that last questions make sense?
made sense to me.

27. If you were on a deserted island, what one American Idol personality would you take? (Judges, hosts, or contestants.)
- i'd probly be simon. "this has got to be the most ridiculous prank ever. i have not seen such a horrible island in this horrible ocean in this horrible hollywood stage."

28. What time was it two hours and forty-three minutes ago?
-7:05 PM eastern time.

29. Did you answer number 28 in your head, or use a calculator? Or just not bother doing it?
- i did it in my head but it took a few minutes..

30. Are you or were you more happy to turn 16, 18, or 21?
- 21. I'M LEGAL EVERYWHERE IN CANADA WHOO!

31. Love conquers everything?
-it sure conquered me.

32. Watch the food network?
- how else would i learn how to cook?

33. If you could accomplish any task right now that needed to be done, what would it be?
- smoke a doob.

34. Do you love playing music loud when no one is home?
- nothing like feeling your brain rattle to make your day shine.

35. Your favorite website besides facebook?
- DA & youtube.

36. Your cell phone is your best friend: T or F?
false, but its good to have on me at all times i got alot of appointments. UNG.

37. You are a battery, AA or AAA?
i'm one of those AAA porn batteries. i just keep going and going and going.. oh and AAA is better than XXX anyway. take that high corporation porn!

38. LOL! Are you really gonna laugh out loud?
- i just LOL'd into my bukkit.

39. If you could sing really well, would you show the world this talent?
- i'll need a bathroom, a hairbrush and moderatly popular music. CHOP CHOP

40. !@#$%^&*(): Awesome, isn’t it?
- did your mother let you use that kind of symbolical bullshit mouth?

41. I would eat a hippo for a billion dollars. T or F?
- i'd eat a hippie for a billion dollars but i heard the buzz is really bad. oh, i read hippie not hippo. my bad.

42. Kleenex or rip-off brand?
- whatever gets the snot out of my nose.

43. You can only shop at ONE store forever (But your body doesn’t need food or toiletries and stuff), what is the store?
-COSCO.

44. You’re listening to music as you’re doin this, aren’t you?
- *gasp* surprisingly.. no.

45. Do you like black people?
- funny as hell.

46. Do you enjoy asians?
-smart as hell

47. Wow! This notes almost nearly sorta kinda over (not really), did you have fun with it?
- well i was nearly sorta kinda having fun about 15 minutes ago when i started this stupid thing now its just pissing me off!

48. Chat speak; spawn of satan or, ttly convenient way 2 say things fast!
well someone's clearly been doing the Herbal..

49. Gay marriage?
- pro. gays are awesome. i know about a dozen

50. Abortion?
- when in life threatening conditions and both mother and child are in jeopardy.

51. They WERE questions, I promise!
well i'm just stumped.

53. >.< ..try and make that face in real life.
FAIL.

54. Did you do it? Did it look oh so funny!?
-my boyfriend's mom looked at me like i just had an stroke or something.

55. Have you noticed this survey is getting lazy and half of these are not even questions?
- you were distracted by penis again

56. Wow. You’re smart.
-like mud!

57. What grade would you relive in school if you had the chance?
- grade 11. best year of highschool in my life.

58. 11:11… Make a wish?
i wish is was 4:20

59. When you listen to music, do you feel self-concsious about your taste?
- i usually have them plugged into my brain.. so no.

60. What is the most meaningful, moving song that you have ever heard?
-Drops of Jupiter by Train and Love Story by Taylor Swift

61. Are you proud of how amazingly long I have kept this note going!?
*yawn*

62. Do you think disney shows are cheesy or just funny?
- i think they're amazing alot of people here on DA draw for Disney!


63. If you grow up and have exacty as many kids as you wanted, all the gender you really did not want, do you try for more?
- well that's the thing about having babies. you don't know the gender until about 20 weeks. i'd want either a boy or a girl.

64. Slow songs or fast songs?
-fast.

65. Ninjas: hot or not?
-NO SASKUE DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS...... get the sake.

66. Least favorite tv show ever?
- the crap-tastic animated saturday morning cartoons on YTV.

67. You are the only person in the world, and can bring back three people. Who would you bring, and what would you do?
- my boyfriend 'cause i wuv him
- Rhuseven 'cause she's awesome
- and a random person. we'd all party till the cows come home!

68. If you invented a new color, what would you name it?
blahtomic. atomically exciting colors coming to a sky near you!

69. Are you giggling to yourself because this is number 69?
- i looked ahead and laughed at # 70

70. Pervert!!!
- can't rape the willing.

71. Do you like what you do?
- horsebacking riding, music, blowing things up and outdoors

72. This survey is over. Are you simply on your knees bawling it out?
- time for a shot! where's the rum?
I thought so.

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